Fucks Gift Jar Wooden Cutout Letter Piece - The Ultimate Humorous Gift for All Occasions
In a world saturated with conventional gifts, the Jar of Fucks emerges as a breath of fresh, irreverent air. This isn't just another present - it's a conversation starter, a bold statement piece, and the perfect solution for those impossible-to-shop-for friends who appreciate humor with their heartfelt gestures.
Why This Gift Stands Out
At GuMo Woodcrafts, we specialize in creating pieces that blend craftsmanship with personality. The Jar of Fucks represents our commitment to producing gifts that genuinely resonate:
Unforgettable Impact
Unlike generic gifts that fade into memory, this jar makes a lasting impression. Whether placed on an office desk, home mantel, or bookshelf, it serves as a daily reminder of your unique relationship.
Universal Appeal
Perfect for countless occasions including:
Birthdays (especially milestone celebrations)
Christmas stocking stuffers with attitude
Bachelorette parties and wedding showers
Graduation gifts for the newly liberated
Retirement presents for those done with corporate life
Just-because gifts for friends needing levity
Premium Craftsmanship
Each piece undergoes our meticulous 12-step production process ensuring flawless execution. From material selection to final finishing, we treat humor with the seriousness it deserves.
Detailed Product Specifications
Material Options
Choose from our premium materials:
Reclaimed Teak Wood: Eco-friendly with beautiful natural grain (most popular)
Laser-Cut Acrylic: Modern look with crystal clarity
Vegetable-Tanned Leather: Luxurious feel that ages beautifully
Recycled Paper Composite: Lightweight yet durable eco-option
Dimensions & Customization
Fully customizable to your specifications:
Standard Jar Size: 6" diameter × 8" height (15cm × 20cm)
Letter Height: 1.5" to 3" (4-8cm)
Custom Shapes: Beyond standard letters, create custom symbols or icons
Color Options: 12 standard finishes or custom Pantone matching
Production & Logistics
Efficient global fulfillment:
Production Time: 3-15 business days after deposit confirmation
Global Shipping:
Express Air: 7-15 days (recommended for urgent orders)
Economy Sea: 20-35 days (ideal for large shipments)
FREE Shipping within mainland China
Packaging: Premium gift boxing with protective inserts
B2B Wholesale Advantage
As featured in our industry news, this product has become a top performer for:
Boutique gift shops
Corporate gifting programs
Wedding and event planners
Museum and gallery stores
Subscription box services
Volume Discount Structure
| Quantity | Discount | Price Per Unit |
|---|---|---|
| 50-99 units | 15% OFF | $22.95 |
| 100-249 units | 25% OFF | $19.95 |
| 250-499 units | 35% OFF | $16.95 |
| 500+ units | 50% OFF | Contact for pricing |
All prices valid for 24 months from publication date (until August 21, 2026).
Comprehensive Return Policy
We stand behind our craftsmanship with confidence:
14-Day Satisfaction Guarantee: Return unopened items within 14 days of receipt
China-Only Returns: Applicable to mainland China destinations only
Free Return Shipping: Pre-paid return labels provided for qualified returns
Refund Method: Full refunds via original payment (Credit Card/PayPal)
B2B Special Provisions: Bulk returns require pre-authorization
Why Choose GuMo Woodcrafts?
Artisan Heritage
Founded in 2010, our Dongguan workshop combines traditional techniques with modern technology. Each piece reflects our commitment to the craft.
Sustainable Practices
We're proud members of the Responsible Woodcraft Initiative, using ethically sourced materials and solar-powered production.
Global Recognition
Featured in "Global Gift Trends 2024" and recipient of the Craft Innovation Award for humorous home decor.
"The Jar of Fucks became our best-selling novelty item within two weeks of launch. GuMo's customization options allowed us to create city-specific versions that flew off the shelves. Their B2B portal makes reordering effortless."
- Zhang Wei, Purchasing Manager, Urban Gifts Shanghai
Customization Process
Consultation: Share your vision via our design portal
Prototyping: Receive 3D renderings within 48 hours
Material Selection: Choose from our premium options
Approval: Confirm samples before full production
Production: Crafted by our skilled artisans
Quality Control: Triple-checked before shipping
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